The Pippin Earrings are named after Julia's childhood dog Pippin, who took Canadian Viagra every day for the last three years of his life. These 18k gold earrings, cast from real Canadian dick pills, are fitted with Omega backs for comfortable wear and to avoid easy slip-outs (heh). Sold as a pair.

Remember that every piece by Cursed Jewels is handmade and personally hexed by our one-woman operation, so please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.